HAPPY JOYOUS THINGS
explodingdog:

Crazy Monster is excited!

not presently true. not far off chronology-wise.

explodingdog:

Crazy Monster is excited!

not presently true. not far off chronology-wise.

what is your idea of a perfect date?

drinking, moshing, sex and climbing trees. maybe with dinner first.

you need to update your tumblr more often, otherwise I have nothing to read on the internet.
Anonymous

sorry. i can’t use the internet at my house unless i sit outside, and it’s cold outside.

i’m totally being on tumblr again. ask me things.

i’m totally being on tumblr again. ask me things.

garfieldminusgarfield:

Try G-G the book.

and this one.
garfieldminusgarfield:

Try G-G the book.

it’s disturbing how much i can relate to these comics.

garfieldminusgarfield:

Try G-G the book.

it’s disturbing how much i can relate to these comics.

you have three options in order to obtain gigantic plastic bottles of whiskey!
1) come over and share it with me
2) locate your grandpa's alcohol as he won't be able to drink any of it once out of hospital (I don't think this option will be available for many)
3) grab some at the local store
:D <3

tragically i don’t think they sell plastic bottles of spirits in any stores that are even remotely local to me. i saw some in vietnam one though.